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How Bored Are You? Bored Enough to Go to a Dog Wedding?

Do you live in Michigan? Do you have a slow day on Saturday, June 11th? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then head on down to a good, old-fashioned dog wedding!

Be there to witness the once in a lifetime occasion of two animals joining in the blessed union marriage. Chubbiez and Ressie have pledged their undying love for one another, and now want you to be there to witness it. If you wish to bring the newlywed happy couple a gift, they’re requesting bags of dog food. They’re planning practically (the dog food will actually go to animal shelter). Cake and punch will be served, because after all, it is a wedding and they’re not barbaric. Please don’t bring along any other four-legged furry companions, though. That’s right, come to a dog wedding and don’t bring any other dogs. As if animal play dates weren’t deranged enough, heading to faux wedding between two dogs while not being allowed to bring your own dog is somehow now considered irrational.

So, if you feel like spending your Saturday watching two people walk dogs up the aisle, while yours isn’t around with other people gathered doing the same thing (and you want to find the most unhinged people in your community), come to the wedding of Chubbiez and Ressie. It’s truly a once-a-year event where you will struggle to make any kind of normal conversation with the other souls who chose to spend their Saturday this way as well. Honestly though, if the conversations weren’t awkward at an event such as this, wouldn’t you be worried about yourself?;_ylu=X3oDMTBzajE3bzE3BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMTAEY29sbwNiZjEEdnRpZAM-/RV=1/RE=1395892586/RO=10/RU=^ADAkjU0A9MUy5a232taCy8T2igQfUc-

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